13 Stress Reliever
Stress Reliever #1Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problemcan there be greater than this one?"__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.______________________________________________________________
Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time ofthe night?"Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".."My father grows beans," said one student."My father cooks beans," said another.Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire to?"Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before youmarried her?"Millionaire: "A Billionaire"__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after ***?He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man yo u aresleeping with?Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty faceor my ***y body?He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense ofhumour.__________________________________________________ ___________
Stress Reliever # 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Areyou having your meals three times a day as I have advised? Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Javier